A Series of Rather Unfortunate Events

A timeline of things that have pissed me off the past 3 days. Do enjoy.

Saturday, 2/6/10
9:30 AM - Text message from AJ wanting Caroline's phone number. Thank you for waking me up an hour earlier than I wanted to.
2:00 PM - Edna refuses to play Lady Gaga.
7:15 PM - Driving to BATB, I slide through an intersection at a four-way stop on ice. Cool.
9:40 PM - I get stuck in the snow pulling into the Zion Church to wait for Bee and Manda to catch up with us.
9:47 PM - I slide MAJORLY making a turn onto Everhard because Jackson Township's roads suck.
9:50 PM - We pull into Max and Erma's parking lot where my friends refuse to let me abort Mission:Pie.
9:52: PM - I slide all over the place driving down Everhard to Perkins to get pie.
9:53 PM - Revelation that risking lives for pie is more pathetic than risking lives for hashbrowns ('Let it Snow' reference).
9:55 PM - We pull into Perkins parking lot after getting stuck in the snow (again).
9:56 PM - Perkins is closed.
10:00 PM - We sit in Perkins parking lot trying to figure out Plan B while Manda and Bee sit in the car next to us blasting 'Two is Better than One' and being Taylor Swift-y.
10:01 PM - Random blue car pulls into Perkins parking lot. Perkins is still closed. Almost raped?
10:05 PM - Successfully make it to Friendly's after getting stuck pulling out of Perkins parking lot. I am denied pie.
10:50 PM - I drive home. Jackson's roads STILL suck. Almost taken out by large pickup truck because I can't stop slipping and sliding all over.

Sunday 2/7/10
10:00 AM - Must do homework.
12:30 PM - Sun is bright in den and computer is very slow. Ouch.
4:00 PM - Coerced into babysitting cousins on day off next Monday.
8:45 PM - Jam toe into cousin's shoe, breaking off half of toenail.
8:46 PM - Screaming and operatic crisis voice ensues at sight of blood.
8:48 PM - Minor 'surgery' on toe which is disgusting.
9:00 PM - Cannot wear slippers.
9:15 PM - Budweiser commercial makes me cry.
9:22 PM - Fact that my only footwear option is flip flops and toe socks (because it's 10 degrees and there's a foot of snow on the ground) makes me cry.
9:44 PM - Twitter being over capacity makes me cry.
9:56 PM - Orthodontia makes me cry.
10:00 PM - Best friend will not text me back.

Monday, 2/8/10
3:23 AM - Wake up. Toe hurts. Go back to sleep anyway.
5:44 AM - Wake up. It's Monday. Do not feel like P. Diddy.
5:55 AM - TV cuts out while I'm watching weather.
6:00 AM - Remember that friend will soon be going into surgery for a new face.
6:01 AM - Remember toe injury. And limited footwear.
6:16 AM - Put on stupid effing toe socks.
6:18 AM - WiFi in corner of my room not connecting.
6:32 AM - Pull stupid effing white flip flops out of closet.
6:38 AM - Freeze in car.
6:46 AM - Arrive at Bee's. Discover that the running boards of Bee's dad's car are snow covered. Get in car and freeze.
6:50 AM - Manda joins us. Yes. I AM wearing flip flops.
7:02 AM - Arrive at school. It's approximately 7 degrees and there's ice and snow on ground. Am wearing stupid effing flip flops.
7:12 AM - Get to spot where we sit in the morning and discover that there are people there, but not OUR people.
7:20 AM - Refuse to wear shoes.
7:30 AM - Freeze in study hall.
8:11 AM - Freeze in English.
9:55 AM - Go to Chemistry.
10:00 AM - Switch seats in Chemistry. I now sit in very front. Die.
10:39 AM - Walk down stairs.
11:11 AM - Nothing good for lunch.
3:48 PM - Water for mac and cheese overflows.
3:52 PM - Water for mac and cheese overflows. Again.

Yes. I also have Rape Escape tonight. Yes. I am taking self defense. Footwear? NO IDEA.