Betty White, Stay Inside

I'm starting to freak out a little.



I'm kind of worried that Betty White is going to die.



Because, you know, she's pretty old. She and Rue McClanahan are the only two 'Golden Girls' still kickin'. But in the past week, I've encountered at least 3 Betty White references, and I'm afraid if we keep talking about her, she's going to die.



I think the whole JD Salinger thing has me a little paranoid. I just need to know that bringing up celebrities for no apparent reason doesn't automatically mean they're going to kick the bucket within days after bringing them up. It's a little too 'Witches of Eastwick'-y for me.

Anyway, the other day, a friend mentioned he had a dream that he befriended Betty White and got to attend and awards show with her. Then last night, John Green posted a MentalFloss article about Betty White. And Kathy Griffin also tweeted something about Betty White.

It's getting a little creepy. Unless I missed something and Betty White is suddenly trendy again (which, I mean, she's always awesome, but there's a difference between being 'awesome' and being 'in'.

So I'm just warning you, Betty White. Stay inside. We can't lose you.